Why did Britain's right wing press run with '887,000 fiddlers exposed' stories yesterday...?

I'd prefer to answer a question on the Royal Wedding, shame Wills didn't shag his new bride and then throw her off the balcony, the public wouldn't like it but would understand fully and no prosecution would be in the public interest, still maybe Harry has something planned involving hacking to death a bridesmaid or three, although he probaby won't :-(